Funny Quotes About MoneyReading funny quotes about money is a great way to let go of our anxieties about money.
The more you can let go of anxiety where money is concerned, the more you will attract it into your life. So read a funny quote about money everyday and remember to keep it light! Want more quotes? Check out these success quotes, famous success quotes and some great motivational quotes, famous inspirational quotes, or some self-esteem quotes once you're done here. "The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." Peter Ustinov "We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure." Keith Davis
"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon." Henny Youngman "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde funny quotes "A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist." Franklin Jones "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." Robert Orben "Money is something you have to make in case you don't die." Max Asnas "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." Bo Derek funny quotes "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." Spike Milligan Imagine having your own personal guide with you as you progress towards your Dreams and goals! Click Here to find out how to make the impossible, possible! "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire." Howard Hughes "Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." Spike Milligan "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." Woody Allen "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with." Rodney Dangerfield "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it." Bob Hope "It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy, it's only necessary to be rich." Alan Alda "Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate." Woody Allen "When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life and now that I am old, I know it is." Oscar Wilde "Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." J. Paul Getty "I've been rich and I've been poor: Rich is better." Sophie Tucker "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." Henny Youngman "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." ee cummings "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." Spike Milligan "I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold . . . Rules." Mr. T "When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money." Artemus Ward Take Me From Funny Quotes About Money To Wealth Beyond Reason
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