Funny Love Quotes And Quotations

Everybody needs a little chuckle over love from time to time. Use these funny love quotes to bring a smile to you and your loved one.

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.."

Charlie Brown

"I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza."

Alf Whit

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

Woody Allen

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

David Bissonette

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"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."

Melanie Clark

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."

Cathy Carlyle

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."

Natalie Wood

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Woody Allen

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

Woody Allen

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

Erma Bombeck

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"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."

Mae West

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"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."

Unknown Source

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."

Lynda Barry

"Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener."

Pauline Thomason

"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated."

Unknown

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

Socrates

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."

Jonathan Carroll

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"Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball."

Deborah Tannen

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"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

Helen Rowland

"When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man."

Unknown Source

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